MuscleMag's 10 Hottest Blondes

Blondes are known to have more fun, be more desirable and make more money than any other hair -colored persons on the planet earth. Cite my sources you say? Check out this gallery first, buddy.

10. Claire Rae

Someone had to be number ten! Look, if I had my way, they would all be number one and that would make for a very uninteresting list. Claire kicks this list off with a bang!

9. Jaimie Berndhart

Jaimie Bernhardt plays football for the Cleveland Crush in the Lingerie Football League (the other pro football league in North America, sorry CFL). They’re the scantily-clad gridiron goddesses that are sweeping the nation! She's also on Twitter, which is convenient if you've ever wanted to follow a hot blonde and not suffer through the shame and agony of rejection.

8. Brooke Erickson

This girl loves baseball, and there are so many baseball/sex puns flying around out there I won’t even try and work it into this piece. That stuff writes itself. What I will say, however, is that Brooke is indeed one of the best blondes we know. And we know a few.

7. Caitlinn Hixx

This bombshell has that girl-next-door look. Luckily, the girls next door to me growing up were sexy as hell so I can relate to that. Caitlin Hixx come from Houston, Texas where they do everything big! She’s only 5’3” (ok, so not EVERYTHING), but she stands head and shoulders above most blondes.

6. Amanda Hurley

Amanda Hurley has all of the elements of a blonde bombshell: she’s blonde. And she’s a bombshell. She’s been featured in Maximum Fitness and American Curves magazines, and I have a sneaking suspicion this hottie will be around for a long time.

5. Frida Reuterskiold

I don’t know a lot about Sweden, and the only other Frida I knew about was an artist who had a gigantic unibrow. So I did some research and here are some of my findings:

• Sweden is the third largest country in the European Union.
• Something happened there with Vikings and I imagine violence was involved.
• Frida Reuterskiold is the hottest thing that country has seen since a fire was once lit by a blood-thirsty Viking like a thousand years ago, or something. 

Did you know they speak Swedish in Sweden? Meine Hosen sind auf Feuer!

4. Megan Daniels

Blonde? Check. Tattoos? Check. Bombshell? Would she be here if that weren’t the case? If you’ve never heard of Megan Daniels, give your head a shake and get in the game, or just Google her name and enjoy the show. You could also grab a copy of any number of magazines she’s been in (American Curves and MuscleMag for example!). Her tats are beautiful to look at and it’s very easy to get distracted when you’re staring at that body. I mean, it’s like…you know?

3. Marzia Prince

Two words come to mind when I think of Marzia Prince— Rock. Hard. This woman puts so much effort into that body that it simply isn’t fair—on so many levels. She is a professional model, fitness trainer, Twitter-er, spokesmodel for Gaspari Nutrition, athlete and woman. Yes, there’s such thing as a professional woman. Only two women are actual professional women: Marzia Prince and Kelly Le Brock from the film Weird Science. That I don’t back down from.

2. Elaine Alden

I wish Elaine Alden were every kind of hair color. That way I could include her on every list and we could always be looking at the hot, red-headed Elaine, or the sultry, raven-haired goddess Elaine. Oh the possibilities! Alas, she will always be one of the hottest blondes we've ever seen.

1. Jenna Renee

Does it have to be over? We’ve reached our number-one blonde bombshell, and it’s Jenna Renee. Boo ya. Here's another blonde bombshell who Tweets, models, and burns through the pages of any magazine she appears in. 

She takes the words right out of my mind — preventing me to write any further comments about how hot she is. 

Photo: Gregory James